(composed between 4/19/21 and 5/1/21)
With the ritual greetings completed
And the visitors having been seated,
Their degenerate host
Made a scandalous toast
That was meant to offend - and succeeded.
Once the savage had finally stopped breathing,
The evangelicals halted the beating -
Saying, "At least now he's heard
Of our God's loving Word,
And the damnation awaiting all heathen!"
Said Varlene, to a dating app match:
"Though I'd like to be fucked, there's a catch -
If you wish so to do,
You will have to wade through
My impassibly thick pubic thatch!"
Lisped a lad with quite faulty dentition
To the orthodontistic technician:
"I beg you, oh pleathe,
Won't you thee to my teeth?
A thining thmile ith my greatetht ambithion!"
