About

Still getting used to the various blog-editing tools, but eventually this section should also include a spiffy bio and contact info. In the meantime, if you want to contact me, use a carrier pigeon or a comment link. Or maybe you can just email me, if you can find which button to press. It's probably somewhere, but honestly, I haven't really looked around for it yet.

My Misery

"I have a family, but only in the abstract sense. I have numerous hobbies for which I never have the time. My watch band is broken, but I turned it into a pocket watch by putting it into my pocket. It still tells the time, just not to my wrist. I live alone, except for ____ and ____. Once I drove somewhere and came back, another time I drove somewhere and didn't come back, and another time I didn't drive anywhere, but came back anyway. I used to think a lot, but now only on weekends and when I can afford it. If you don't think you'd like me, please add me and my pocket watch to your friend list. Social networking sites give you head cancer. I just thought you should know. I have three phantom limbs, one phantom octopus, and a spectral, seven-lobed brain - and I've only just started editing my profile. I don't like to think what I will have become when this is all over. Take my advice - watch out for crazies on here."