A naive nominee from Menominee
Ran a campaign of ethics and harmony,
But was outspent and cheated -
As their plan (if completed)
Might have threatened the global economy.
An eccentric old draftsman named Shaw
Was well known for the odd way he'd draw:
Bag on head, crouching pantless
Poised over the canvas -
Raising doubts as to just how he saw.
A librarian prepper named Soames
Was obsessed with preserving his tomes
Laminating each page
For the coming dark age
(Though excluding the frivolous poems)
Born-again adult film starlet Yum
Defends porno: "Offensive to some?
Perhaps - but if cameras can capture
That moment of rapture,
We might finally get Jesus to come!"
